Sanka... you dead? Ya mon

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Signs at a party 🎉

Leo:
the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
Virgo:
has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
Aries:
first to get drunk, first to break something
Capricorn:
the designated driver - much to their dismay
Gemini:
gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
Pisces:
smoking a joint in the corner of the room
Sagittarius:
"do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
Scorpio:
first to get laid
Cancer:
holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
Aquarius:
"anyway, here's wonderwall..."
Taurus:
drunkenly hooking up with libra
Libra:
does not remember this night happening

Filed under scorpio literally me

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closeyourearsandlisten:

laurenlivingroom:

theatlantic:

What’s Closer To Texas Than Texas Is To Itself?

This map shows (roughly) how large the Lone Star State is. Points in the map’s red section are closer to somewhere in Texas than the opposite sides of Texas are to each other.
That’s right: You can be in Fargo, or Atlanta, or San Diego … and be closer to Texas than Texas is to itself.
That’s what the map above says. Texas is big.
Read more. [Image: mostwrong / Reddit]


why all texans I know are nonplussed by 5+ hour drives

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO TRUE IT HURTS

closeyourearsandlisten:

laurenlivingroom:

theatlantic:

What’s Closer To Texas Than Texas Is To Itself?

This map shows (roughly) how large the Lone Star State is. Points in the map’s red section are closer to somewhere in Texas than the opposite sides of Texas are to each other.

That’s right: You can be in Fargo, or Atlanta, or San Diego … and be closer to Texas than Texas is to itself.

That’s what the map above says. Texas is big.

Read more. [Image: mostwrong / Reddit]

why all texans I know are nonplussed by 5+ hour drives

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO TRUE IT HURTS

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meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

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